BOOM! As my truck rounds a gentle turn, a heavy object rolls across the back seat and smashes the door. The best way I can describe it is if you imagine a lead pipe hitting concrete. Though familiar, the sound never fails to jar me from my relaxing drive. BOOM! Another turn and another nerve-rattling thud.
You forgot about buying the bottled water, and they they open a perfectly good plastic bottle only to pour it into their fancy reusable one.
Our species is in trouble.
Tap water. Uncivilized.